I only tip
every second drink.
Servers make enough money
and they can quit if it stinks!
I don't recycle.
I'm gonna die anyway,
before the planet heats up.
I wasn't born yesterday!
I'm a status quo kind of guy.
If I saw you on the streets
and you needed a couple of bucks.
I would say, "That's just too bad--
sometimes life kind of sucks.
You could always get a job.
Maybe as a server?
Just don't expect any tips--
I am not a life preserver!"
from Crisis Factory,
released November 13, 2016
Joel Wheeler: Guitar, Vocals, Hand Claps
Amye Sagar: Bass, Vocals, Hand Claps, Woodblock
Calvin Tse: Drums, Vocals, Hand Claps
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