Status Quo Guy

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I only tip
every second drink.
Servers make enough money
and they can quit if it stinks!

I don't recycle.
I'm gonna die anyway,
before the planet heats up.
I wasn't born yesterday!

I'm a status quo kind of guy.

If I saw you on the streets
and you needed a couple of bucks.
I would say, "That's just too bad--
sometimes life kind of sucks.
You could always get a job.
Maybe as a server?
Just don't expect any tips--
I am not a life preserver!"

I'm just a status quo kind of guy.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah.

I'm just a status quo kind of guy.


from Crisis Factory, released November 13, 2016
Joel Wheeler: Guitar, Vocals, Hand Claps
Amye Sagar: Bass, Vocals, Hand Claps, Woodblock
Calvin Tse: Drums, Vocals, Hand Claps

Written by Calvin, Joel, Peter Crisis



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